AVP Could Stand For Something Other Than Alien Vs. Predator

I usually use AVP as A Vile POS.

I saw the movie opening day. I had purchased the special edition Predator movie with the free pass, but the only place that would accept it was a little out of my way so I paid to see it. After wading through all the kids dragging their parents to see Yu Gi Oh, I got a good seat.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

As I left, laughing at how horrible the movie actually was and how the director should be beaten in the streets and never allowed near a camera again, I could only describe the movie as Battlefield: Earth meets X-Files: Fight the Future with the shitty white alien/human thing from Alien: Resurrection. And when you mix movies with colons in their titles you are left with stuff that is excreted from that area of the body. And mixing those movies, you know you have a winner...For every Razzie at this years awards. I won't go into detail or spoilers about the movie because it's too painful, but suffice to say that I still have the free pass to the movie and I would not use it even if I was asked to go with a group of friends. When I won't even go to a free movie, you know there is some major suckage going on.

It could have been worse, I could have seen Yu Gi Oh. "You played a card of some stupid monster that kids will spend their next four months of allowance on booster packs trying to find...Speed lines!!!"

Ugh, they took their last major "twist" from the damned video game - asmyth82 12:53 AM -