Because I Just Have To

Two posts in one day. Woo. On a roll. With cheese.

That's right, it's time once again for How The Hell Did They Get Here.

First up:

matthew smith

Look, I know Smyth isn't as common as Smith, but it doesn't mean I know the guy. If you find him though, tell him he owes me $5.

tenacious d lyrics

Because I keep them on hand. There. Don't say I never do anything for you.

list of different words for monkey

I got nothing . Is the search for names of different species? Different families? Who knows? Who cares?

18 letter words

Somebody's trying to compensate for something.

ANTI JOHN KERI COMMERCIALS

I think they knew they were spelling the name wrong and shouting it would get the proper results. This is what idiots are up to after getting off IRC.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HORNY

The IRC kid is back! Like guys who sit in front of a computer on the internet all day every day know what a woman is, let alone how to make one horny. I was 23 on the search results.

Sample Letter Turning Down an Offer

Do you really need anything so formal? I've always found a good "Fuck off and die" works incredibly well.

child pron

I don't want to know what I ranked on this search. I'm not even touching the link past copy and pasting it.

combustion monkey

I find searching for something like that is a waste of time. Type the words into the address bar, no spaces, add .com to the end and hit enter. It's not hard.

big words and their meaning

It's called a dictionary, idiot.

haunted apiary

Go here. Tell them I sent you. For every five referrals I get a coffee mug!

And that's the end of that chapter
- asmyth82 8:50 AM -