Twice In A Month You Lucky People!

Yes, another How The Hell Did They Get Here?

First up:

turn procrastination monkey into a fast worker

Sorry buddy, that'll never happen. He's Procrastination Monkey for a reason.

peanut trick bullseye daredevil

It was CG! Christ, if you could actually do it nobody would get to where they were going because somebody would kill them with a peanut. If you really want to do this, the first step is being born a mutant with the power to accurately hit any target. In case you're thinking "I was born a mutant" shut up right now. I don't mean "I was born with webbed toes" mutant. I'm talking about the comic book "I shoot lasers from my eyes" mutant. You weren't so stop trying.

"you put the beer in the coconut" simpsons mp3

This one pops up every time. It was a 5 second thing in one episode. Get over it people!

smyth

I'm sorry, if you're using AOL run head first into the nearest brick wall as hard as you can. It's a crappy ISP that charges too much.

cat's in the craddle

So? What am I supposed to do about it?

talking monkey when you type in words

Wait, the monkey is saying something while I type it:
"Dear sir,

You are an idiot.

Signed,
Not an idiot."

bang horny teens

If only it were that easy I'd be banging horny teens right now instead of doing this.

"this land is your land - Canada"

I've answered this one before. Why do you keep bringing it up?

"urban hunt"

Go here. That'll get you started. Kinda cool people are finding me because of the game.

"piss off the planet"

Well you're not pissing off the planet, but you're certainly pissing me off. How the hell do you think you could actually piss off the entire planet? Certainly not all at once. One person at a time? Or perhaps you're doing it right now by still drawing breath.

That's it for now. I've been drinking a bit in case you couldn't tell. I get annoyed easily after several beers. And I'm talking Canadian beer, not that weak American crap.

You know that Canadian beer, it's like moonshine! - asmyth82 1:11 AM -