While I'm here

Since I just posted and figured a break was in order, not to mention a liberal dose of alcohol, it's time once again for everyone's favourite game/community service "How The Hell Did They Get Here?"

First up:

"beer in the coconut"

Yes, one of the old standbys. The fact people are still searching for it proves that the Simpsons should release another album with this song on it.

words that start with letter a

Apparently we've become to modernized to rely on products created on paper and bound together. It's called a dictionary friend. Try www.dictionary.com.

combustion monkey

Another more recent trend I've noticed. I'm being searched for by name. Unless there's a combustible monkey product out there that I should be getting royalties on.

picture of Bruse Banner changing into the hulk on the movie more picture

Now why would I have these? I've mentioned the let down that was the Hulk movie and done a (pretty bad) Hulk drawing. More picture indeed.

How work a 3d Game conpany

First off, what the hell is a conpany? Is that con in the plural? Silly me, I always assumed it would have been cons. I couldn't tell you to work a regular con, let alone a 3d Game con, or conpany. If I had to guess, the first step would be proper English skills. More so now that Acclaim is out of business. Maybe EA would take you since you apparently be asking for much money. As long as you don't mind the chain attaching you to your desk.

buddy the talking monkey

Sounds like a bad idea for a sitcom. Talk to the WB or UPN. They'll eat that shit up with a spoon and ask for more.

Talking Monkey

Sorry, somebody already came up with that idea.

upload words off cd

Either for a lyrics site or karaoke right? Here's how you do it: You read the liner notes with the lyrics in them or listen to the music. Then type them out in notepad. Just because it's the 21st century doesn't mean the computer will do all the work for you jackass.

talking monkey

Again? The monkey is talking buddy. He says "Fuck off."

picture of Bruse Banner changing into the hulk on the movie

Because that search worked so well the first damned time. And it's Bruce moron, with a c. David Bruce Banner to be more precise. The character was called David on the show because the execs thought Bruce sounded too gay. I chalk that assessment up to the portrayal of Bruce Wayne by Adam West, myself.

using big words that mean don't use big words

Yes son, you've come to the right place for help in whatever stupid fucking flamewar on whatever god forsaken message board. You feel at a loss because the other guy got you over your typos on words like "the" and "and" not to mention his scathing attacks over your misuse of you're and your. And let us not even mention your oh so cool usage of U instead of you and R instead of are. No need to explain! It saves so much time, and in the end, doesn't that make you the smart one? The answer is no, you fucking moron. It's idiots like you who are dragging our written language into the gutter. Here's what you say to the other person:

"My dear opponent. It is apparent that you are quite able at filling out long diatribes against me with a dictionary open in front of you with a thesaurus within reach to your right. You have rightly attacked my misuse of the language and have been able to list every incorrect utterance I have made upon these boards. And all without missing a second of whatever anime you happen to be watching! Bravo! I bow to your ever vigilant cockmongery and for the sake of every other person on this board who has been forced to wade through our back and forth attacks that we each break our hands to precent us from continuing our redundant game of "my insignificant cyber penis is bigger than yours." I await your response my cunning foe."

At this point, you should both break down in tears upon realizing NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. Don't worry though, since you still reside in your parent's basement no living soul shall see you cry.

cat's in the craddle - meaning

You need the meaning of this song? Shoot yourself, that's the fucking meaning.

I'm going to have to create a banner for this game at some point - asmyth82 5:57 PM -